Monday, September 17, 2007

Sounds from the bedroom


It is extremely late, and I just got home. I went out with some friends after work tonight and now I can't sleep...I'm getting my hair chopped in the AM and all of a sudden I'm nervous. Anyhoo,

I'm having some technical difficulties so I can't post pictures of our fabulous Saturday at the carnival, or the new pictures of Lily at her 2nd day of dance class, or a funny video I took of her the other day. Instead, I'll paint a picture of my afternoon (after lunch and before work)...


While Lily was in bed -- she was supposed to be taking her nap -- this is what we heard:


Lily:"Ouch!" (whimper, whimper) "OUCH "(whimper, whimper)


"Spot makes me feel better."


"No! My turn, my turn!"


"Old McDonald had a dog and Bingo was his name-O, B-I-N-G-O"....


"Bingo, Name-O! Bingo, Name-O!"


"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...10 fingers."


"Mommy! I have to go POTTY!!!!"




Off to the potty (for the 3rd time since this so called nap has begun)...


"I all done...wook mommy I went lotta poopoo...they wook wike carrots and scwoos or somefing."


OK, back to bed.


silence for a few.


"Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mooooommmmmy!"




So, once again, I pop my head in.


"Mommy, come 'ere. go to sweep on me pweese."


Me: "No, Lily."


Lily: "Weed 'Underwears Do's and Don'ts' "(her new book)...


Me: "No, Lily it's not time for books. It's time for you to go to sleep. You're a big girl."


Lily: "Mom. YOU are a big girl. Way down and go to sweep on ME."


Me: "Goodnight Lily. If I have to come back in here I'm going to give you a spanking on your bottom."




Silence.




When sleep finally does come it is sooo sweet.


I'll be back with new pictures and updates...and btw, 2 days till hip hop! (and NO, there will not be any pictures or videos of MY dance class)!
Happy Monday - I'm off to get some sleep.




20 comments:

Dannye said...

Yes Miss Nik, you way down and sweep....hehe

that Lil is a hoot and a half!!

i-Con said...

Hmmm..."Underwear Do's and Dont's"...I'll have to check that one out ;0)

Very cute.

LaLa said...

Annslee LOVES that book...and all the rest of his. They are too funny.

Sounds like naptime at our house lately. Saturday she talked me into resting with her for a second and then she had me in a choke hold and I couldn't get back up! Her new thing is she is "little" ha ha

Verna said...

Too funny. I went to get Mya from her nap yesterday cuz I could hear her chattering. She was under her blankets talking. When I asked her who she was talking to, she simply replied Lily Grace! Better check out that underwear book. SOunds fun.

Janet said...

Poor you. I get descriptions of poop all the time. Silly girls!

redmaryjanes said...

Isn't that the sweetest. Every once in a while we have a night like that too. I love how she talks.
I want to see your new hairstyle.

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

To cute...
Lily is adorable..
Crack me up... I am sure you are in the other room laughing..
Can't wait to see your hair...
Take care
Kim

Mommy Spice said...

She is a hoot!!

I have a Zumba class tonight. It's a mix of hip hop, salsa, ballet... It is so much fun, and I look like a complete idiot out there, but I don't care.

Diana said...

Hey there party girl! How did your hair turn out?
Your little Bubble Queen is so funny, I am looking forward to that stage with S + A.

kerri said...

Underwear do's and don'ts, Britney Spears need to read this. Britney-please DO wear underwear, DON'T show us your NOT wearing any eeehhh!!
Nap time plays out very much the same way her, Jillian wants me to sit beside her bed until she goes to sleep.
Can't wait to see the hair, when you computer problems are resolved.

Isabella's Mommy & Daddy said...

Do we have new pictures of your fabulous haircut yet...

Can't wait to see...
Have a Great Evening.
Kim

Juliette said...

I am always smiling and laughing when I read you. Your little miss Lily is so funny!
Naps have been non existent for a long time in our house...
Have fun dancing! I'd love to go with you.

Steffie B. said...

OMW....that so sounds like my house at nap time! Yes....silence is sweet! lol

kris said...

Oh my gosh... what a CHARACTER!!

kris said...

PS> you better post the new cut!!

GWEN OATSVALL said...

i think i might have laid down and took a nap ....lol ... our spicy girls do keep us on our toes ... can't wait for video and did you say that there was a video of your hip hop class also ...lol

mommy24treasures said...

she is such a cutiepie. :):)The stuff she comes up with is SO funny.

Ms. Dragonfly said...

this post is funny. I too was reflecting on how naps can be so .... not simple. Pees, drinks, songs etc, everything to stall. and I always start out sweet and full of love and by the end when he's finally asleep I had to threaten him a couple times to get there.
Kids!

ADELE said...

These girls will do anything to keep from taking a nap. I know Mallory will try everything to keep from taking one. Too funny.
Lily is just so cute and funny.
Enjoy your hip hop class. That sounds like so much fun to me.

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